Wouldn't getting arrested mean there's even less to do? Because you're staring at a jail cell wall all day?

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Nah, dood, gettin arrested is a fuckin adventure. Its like takin a road trip with no directions and havin to do things you'll never speak of again fer gas money.

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OK. Well that sounds like a horrible plan to me.

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You've got money! I don't see what the problem is. Just throw huge parties all the time. Spontaneous parties are even better than planned ones, especially when you're supposed to work the next day and you can just go "Oh man, sorry I can't do it. Gotta sit here and watch someone clean up the mess from this kick-ass party!"

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I don't want to hang out with a bunch'a douchebags moochin off'a free booze and bein annoying. When ya gaht money, ya jest run outta ideas of stuff to do.

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Your loss. I have plenty of ideas of what to do with my money.

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You talk of being arrested und it goes straight to mein loins...Why nicht keep das sweet ass out of jail und let your Doktor plot ein bit, eh?

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Yer crazy. Ya can arrest me anytime, though.

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Nein! Nein! I'm nicht crazy...I'm barely even ein "mad scientist". Now, were you to say I am ein angry scientist, then ja, I would agree; but I digress. You know...we never did play around with mein officer's uniform...

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See ya can't be sayin stuff like that now that yer gonna have kids around all the time.

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Liebling, they are well aware of how acutely flamboyant I am und I trust them to be mature enough to handle it. Even mein work clothes are provocative, so cut me ein little slack, ja?

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Does acute mean "extra"? Cus yer extra flamboyant.

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Ja Engel, it does. Would you prefer I were less flamboyant? Perhaps start wearing plaid?

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Plaid is for pussies.

And no, ya can keep wearin yer little bondage outfits every day.

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Totally agree with you, on both things. It's too damn hot and I miss being young and crazy.

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Now I'm jest old and crazy. But its still jest as funny when I get drunk and take my clothes off at parties.

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Perhaps.. you can take a class? Maybe knitting? I myself am currently working on a lifesize puffy knit of the Necronomicon. I'm thinking Pumpkin can use it as a pillow.

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