You know, without trees, we wouldn't be able to exist...You included. Just a little fyi.

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Fine whatever. But we don't need 'em now! They jest stand there, all tall and imposin' and shit.

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Yes, but...they produce oxygen...which we all need to breathe...and we need to breathe to live so, we sort of do need them now.

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Or I could just wear an oxygen tank.

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And what would you do when all of the oxygen tanks ran out?

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Buy another one. Duh.

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No...You couldn't do that if they were all completely used up. There would be no more oxygen. Ever.

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Well I married a scientist, so he could prahbly just make some more.

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But...You can't just...It's not even...God, NEVERMIND!

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Pffft.

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I do believe there are more important things than the enviroment, but to be completely ignorant towards it is an offense to life itself

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I'm in a band. That's more important than nature.

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Sure it is.

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I married ein idiot...Ein sweet, adorable, tiny, perfekt idiot...

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What? Ya can make oxygen, can't ya?

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Nein...Not really.

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But what're we gonna do when all the oxygen runs out?!

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We'll die, Liebling. We'll suffocate to death und die like old dogs.

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WHAT? When?! When's all the oxygen gonna be gone?!

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When there are too few trees to support life, Liebling. I believe das was der point der tiny Mann was trying to make. Das ist why saving der trees ist sehr, sehr important.

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OOooooohhh.

I still don't like trees.

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I like them. They give me ein excuse to pump you vith morphine und spoil you.

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I don't see the connection, but okay!

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Trees are really, really important.

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I guess but they're... ya know... stupid. Have ya ever fallen outta a tree, lady? It breaks your face open.

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The tree really isn't the one to blame there.

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I like trees. Without trees, there'd be no birds. And with birds, there'd be nothing for me to catch and leave next to you and Dok's bed.

And we all know that would make the world a much sadder place.

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Dood... ya gahta stop doin that.

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After seeing Mordland, not too surprise you think this way, man.

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We burn all the grass. I dunno how it keeps growin or why... but we burn it.

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I don't really mind or understand your...animosity...towards trees. Just so long as your crazy fans don't start attacking them at random.

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Hey, it ain't my fault if they do. They're crazy. We can't control 'em.

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Man, I hear ya'! Where are we going to build all of these kickass buildings if trees are in the way? That's why you need to knock them down! Bam!

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I've played my part by saving us from global warming on purpose of course.

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