Man Zima tasted like sprite and ass.

And those claws sucked, but you made a good pussy, or a better pussy than you already are.

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... that came out wrong I think.

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Yea that sounds like we had some really haht sex. But I'd totally be a good piece of pussy and ya know it.

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...Man, that was pretty wrong, Dawg.

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I knew it.

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knew that zima tasted like sprite and ass?

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I completely forgot that it was so early, Liebling; you know how I get. I live in ein mad haus for heaven's sake! I do love mein pond und fish, though. You really are too gut to me.

Sorry about der whole...turning you into ein cat thing. That wasn't supposed to happen. Not to say it wasn't fun for me, though...

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Yer such a bad liar. Ya dont ferget yer birthday after 98 years. I know ya were jest pissed off cus yer old, but yer haht, so get over it.

I know ya didn't mean to, but ya had way too much fun with that. Don't ever gimme cat-ness again.

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I did forget! Und ja...I was sort of pissed off too, but you would be too if you realized just how old you were und then realized that all your old friends und family are dead...

Maybe you won't get it again, but how about if I had it?

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Why does it have to be MY fault?!?!

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You KNOW what YOU DID!

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I didn't DO anything wrong!!!

You shed too you know! It's not my fault that some of it got into important stuff.

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Does this sort of thing happen often? People being turned into other creatures by means of science or magic?

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Yes. Watch yer ass and yer drinks.

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They discontiue Zima cause is stupid pussy asshole drink for dildos who can'ts holds them's alcohols.

Glögg, on the other hands. I ams going to gettings totally shitface on Xmas. We ALL needs to be gettings totally shitface.

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Hey. I'm allowed to drink Zima whenever the fuck I want because I can handle shit that would kill elephants.

Fuck yea dood. Glögg fer everyone. Its so fuckin good.

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It was Dr. Avondale's birthday? I wish I had known. Happy Belated Birthday, then.

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He didn't tell no one, naht even me.

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What's wrong with not talkin' aboutchoo birthday. I mean, who the fuck cares about birthdays close to the holidays nohow? Just stresses people the fuck out to know they gotta acknowledge somebody specific.

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It's not like a lot of people we know have their birthday around the holidays anyway.

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Pfft, whatever. Birthdays should be special when ya gaht friends that wanna make a big deal of it, ya Grinch.

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You were a cat?

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Naht like, all cat. Like Schrodinger, cept I couldn't do that thing he does.

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Who said water couldn't be a weapon?

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Usually its naht a weapon when its comin from a spray bottle.

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