Mein Gott, I don't know how you handle that shit on ein regular basis! I haven't been groped that much since...Well, I've never been groped that much!

You know we did more than shopping, Engel. Those parks we visited were lovely und there was that one club where we weren't completely mobbed.

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After you're through being pissed off at those boys, let me know. I bought ein beautiful kimono und I want to model it for you.

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Ya've totally been groped that much. Jest naht by that many people at the same time. I hope.

Yea well there was a whole lotta me naht understandin what the fuck people were sayin to me.

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Then yer gonna have to wait a long time.

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You met some really dumb Japanese people. Where were you, Fukuchiyama City?

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Yea see, yer naht dumb. I gaht no idea where I was but it was some shit I couldn't pronounce so sure, yea.

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Wow, I missed some shit.

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When you get done bein' pissed off, can I talk to you about somethin'?

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I think I'm gonna be real pissed off fer awhile... so ya can talk to me now if ya want.

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Could you please not go to L.A. and do this? I know it's a useless request, but... it would be a very nice gesture from you to me if you stayed here.... and recorded the album...

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No. Sarry. But I like that ya said please.

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Oh, you both have already been to Japan and are back again?

Goodness, that was fast.

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We only went fer like a week. It was jest too hard when I couldn't understand nobody and apparently Dok was the second coming of Christ.

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Yeah, kind of feel for you. I've got to deal with that now. Except y'know...I need to find somebody who wants to run my company. I pay people to do that for a reason. Because it's boring. I could probably do a TV show.

You can always send an article to the National Enquirer or something to get them back.

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I can't get em back, that ain't what I want. Besides, the tabloids make up so much crap about me that ain't true. Apparently I've fucked Oprah.

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The Japanese like Paris Hilton because they are fucking crazy. I mean, you know, for the most part. Not everybody, like you said. Seriously, though... You've seen the porn, so you know. They're crazy.

And hey. Why don't you just...check the TiVo schedule thing for when it's on next? We usually just stumble across "Where Are They Now Now?" by accident.

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I don't wanna check the schedule. I'm lazy. And yea, I saw that video dood. Its awful. All that night vision makes ya think its like ghost huntin instead'f some rich chick gettin banged while talkin on her phone.

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Damn boy, if Lethal Interjection did somethin' wit out me I'd kick some ass, I mean they free ta do they own stuff, but not under dat name. You is Snakes N Barrels, they ain't shit wit out you.

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That's what some people've been sayin to me, but I dunno if I care that it was totally my band, or that they were my friends.

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....they thought...dok was paris hilton? What the hell?

I made a trip to japan the other day...but that was just for dinner and stuff...but it didn't seem that weird.

Of course I had a native speaker with me so yeah...

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Dood, I dunno, but it was fuckin crazy. They weren't even interested in me cus they though he was that bitch.

What were ya doin in Japan? Ya with the dresses kid? Shit, we should've looked him up. I had no fuckin clue what these people were sayin to me.

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Ha! your boyfriend looks like Paris Hilton. You should take Skwisgaar next time too.

And man, Eel on a stick is fuckin delicious, you just need to expand your pallet a little bit.


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No, my boyfriend looks like a haht version of Paris Hilton. And I'm naht takin Skwisgaar nowhere. I don't need two Jesus's.

If it comes on a stick, its gahta be good, but I dunno. I'd have to be really drunk.

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It is sort of shameful to say that if you're in the right area and your hair is anything other than black, you're going to get wedding proposals thrown at you. That's how Fujiko gets away with about 3/4ths of what she does.
Well. Having other "assets" doesn't hurt, either.
And I don't know about you, but Paris Hilton gives me the creeps. She reminds me of a mummy I had thrown at me once.

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Yea I think people were fightin over him, too. I jest kinda blended in with all the short people fer once.

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What the hell is talking to them going to do?

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I dunno! But I can't jest do nothin!

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I don't think I even know who Paris Hilton is...wait...is she really tall and blonde and always has a cute little dog? Or...well anyway I don't think I like her. I prefer wrestling and action shows and I don't think this Paris Hilton person would be in any of those...Although I do like comedy too...

I love Mcdonalds! Especially their soup!

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She's this dumb rich girl that nobody but the Japanese like. And comedy is harrible.

They gaht soup? I jest ordered whatever looked like a burger by pointin to the picture. I dunno if I trust soup.

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