Sounds like you had a bit of an adventure!

Swans are lovely, aren't they?

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They're pretty awesome. The one I had was lettin me pet her even when I wasn't feedin her. I would've totally taken her if I coulda but her man didn't seem to really like mine.

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It's probably not good to take them from the wild.

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Yea I know, I know. I guess the guy that owned the place, cus it was private but Dok knew the guy or somethin, said that they were real used to people and always came in at the same time and would take food from yer hands and shit. Pretty awesome.

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Oh, I see. I wonder if you could attain me an invite to this place? I would love to see the swans, too~!

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I dunno. Ya gahta ask Dok cus he knows the guy. They prably gaht like... swan-only petting zoos somewhere, right?

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I wouldn't want to bother him. Thank you anyway~.

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HAAAHaaa You got you' ass wooped by a tree!

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Nah uh. I gaht my ass kicked my the ground. That's what broke my fuckin face up.

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You gotta watch out for the ground. It gets you ever' time!

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Dood, ya should see the fuckin gash in my face. It was cut wide open. So metal.

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Oh sweet. I wanna see it.

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Ya better come over then. There's plenty'a sexy scar to go around.

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Well at least scars can be kinda sexy.

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Ya think? Doesn't really matter since Dok's the one that stitched me up.

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Then its an even better story, especially if there was make-up sex.

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I suppose this will be prolonging the situation with the album. Actually, besides that I have a few other appearances I have to discuss with you guys, which will obviously have to be postponed.

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I dunno why I'm sayin this but why we gahta prolong it? Its metal to have stitches in yer face.

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That's good to know. If that's the case, I booked the band a couple of small group performances in London and Albany.

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I thought there was plans for we were going to Amsterdam soon. I needs to see a guy there.

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I think that one is the guitar convention. That should be you and Toki and possibly William if you want to take him. ...Which I believe you should.... because it would be nice.

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I just wish you wouldn't pick at them so much. Am I going to have to get der morphine again?

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I'm naht! They jest fuckin ITCH.

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I know they itch, Liebling; but you don't want it to get infected.

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Perhaps I can find something to take your mind off of it, ja? We haven't played in ein while und I just happen to know ein pretty little maid that would be more than willing to help scratch his Master's itch.

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As long as ya can promise I ain't gonna rip my face open again.

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Okays, thats pretty cool, but is better if you tell peoples the swan does it. Is way more metal than falling out the tree.

Maybe we could writing the song about the park where evarthing try to kill yous. Thats be pretty cool. Acid water fountain and rusty swings.

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Nah, I fucked up and was stupid but I'm stickin to that story.

We could do that. Talk to Nat'an.

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Nathans gets writing block, doesnt want to talks about it. We could does it, get all the credits, then makes fight over writings like the beatles. Great for publicity. They was pretty populars, ja?

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I would've shot the swan. I mean, it's not the best game but it's something.

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YER A MONSTER!

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Because of the panda or the swan?

I mean...they're both good. Pandas are better though.

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maybe this'll give you the chance to go as frankenstine's monster for Halloween.

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Nah. I gaht a better idea!

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Swans...? I never did like those things either. Muscovy ducks are by far the worst, however.

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Well Dok and you can hang out in the non-swahn section, 'kay?

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Sooo... Ya left early with yer boy the other night, huh?

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That sounds like a good idea, Pickles.

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I needed to feed, and the ice-chest was in the hearse. We had other plans - I certainly didn't wish to interrupt you and Father Avondale.
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Uh huh. Feed. Ya sure ya didn't fuck him in the hearse?

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Of course not. I helped myself to one of the medical packs and we left for the Lounge on Pete's moped.
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I could have honestly done without getting shot in the shoulder...
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Sure ya did. C'mon, ya can tell me!

Avondale was askin about ya guys so much after ya left, all concerned and shit about ya. It was kinda... sweet.

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Nothing happened in the hearse, although it would have been enjoyable. I don't want to rush things, Pickles.

It's been a long time since I've felt this way about anyone - I won't deny wanting him badly, but I will respect the agreement to take our time with the relationship.

Father was asking? I had my cell phone, of course.
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Ya make me feel like Dok an' me are an old couple. But jest take what ya can, ya know? Never know how many days ya gaht left and knowin ya can have him and he wants ya too is what counts. That's what I'm sayin anyways.

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I understand what you're saying... it's just the fact that I can move so fast without thinking; I want to go slowly and make it as enjoyable as possible for both of us, for as long as it lasts.

Pickles, I believe this is the deepest conversation we've ever had.
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Hey, Pete seems like a cool guy, and Dok says yer a good kid, so its all good.

I can be a pretty deep guy sometimes, ya know. I ain't jest a drugged out drummer.
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I enjoy being around him immensely - and I never doubted your capacity for deep thought, Pickles. I just never had the opportunity to notice it before.
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