You have a cold. It's not really that big of a deal...I think being horribly burned is way worse...

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I've been trying to tell them that.

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Yeah, I suddenly remembered they have no empathy.

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How cans emphasize wit guy dat has no skin? Has you ever had no skin?

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No but I assume it would be pretty awful. Thus I would tell the guy that I'm sorry he got burned alive. And there we have empathy.

Because I don't like the idea of bitching about something minuscule to someone whose been boiled.

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I guesses dat would suck, but it still not our fault. Peoples actings like we blew de stupids shop up. If they don't want to lose dere skin, dey shouldn't get blowed up so much!

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...I guess? But it's not like they wanted to be blown up. They didn't like just stand there while some guy said "Hey I'm gonna put a bomb down here?" or...if they did...then yeah...I wouldn't give a shit either then.

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...Okays, maybe dey don'ts want to be blown up. But, dey do signs waver dat say we nots responsible ifs dey die at concert. Maybe dey should have waver at coffee shop, too!

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It's kind of sad that they probably should...but yeah...

Well I didn't say it was your fault anyway. Shit happens. But you know...you gotta feel for them a little bit.

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I gaht empathy! But naht fer douchebags like our fans. If somethin happened to ya I'd be sad and stuff. Some douche I dunno that's jest obsessed with us cus everyone else is? Naht really.

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Well, I mean yeah it's different when you know the person but you don't want to go see these people even to just be like "Your life sucks, man."

I bet you will just go there and bitch that you have a cold. Their in a hospital rotting in their own skin. I think that's at least something to be kind of sad about. I mean yeah their sheep but you know you have to kind of feel for them sometimes. They make you money after all.

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It ain't even my fault I gaht this shit. Nat'an gave it to me. But yea, I'd prahbly jest complain, cus complainin is awesome. But I'll prahbly be too drunk to complain even.

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Being drunk and having a cold doesn't actually mix well. But all right whatever.

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I heard about those, but I drink fuck-you-in-the-face black coffee that I make myself.

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Ya let yer coffee skull fuck ya? I'm confused... but it sounds like itd be a good sahng.

Though I'd feel weird if one of my friends had a coffee mug that looked like my skill and hair.

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My coffee don't literally fuck me in the face, Pickles.

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Well I dunno! There's all kinds of fucked up shit happenin to ya in Woodcrest! Maybe ya gaht skullfuckin coffee!

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Pickles, you can be one weird motherfucker.

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I think the fever's makin me hallucinate and shit. Naht in a good way either.

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Why can't I feels my face?

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And you still have to do it.

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Make me!

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If you don't do it you'll go broke.

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You like money, don't you?

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C'mon dood. That's like askin if I want a blow job. Answer's always gonna be 'yes'.

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Dat guy has no symphonies. How cans he takes away booze when we sick? Booze is natural painkiller!

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No alright here's what we do. We go do the sauna thing like he said, and then we can try this other thing too. I heard if ya get leeches and ya put em on ya, they make ya better and yer little guys fix ya. So if we do what he said, and what I said, we'll be cured in like 15 minutes. And I'm gonna sneak some booze in, too.

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....You're.... going to actually try this... aren't you?

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Um yea? That's why I jest put all the effort into typin it.

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Deys did stuff like dat where I comes from. Is legal... I tink.

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Oh yah, I tink I knows what you talk about. Dey sucks out de evil spirits and stuff. An' even if dey didn't, it still sounds pretty brutal.

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How can a coffee shop explode?

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That'd be a question fer Offdensen, babe, naht me.

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Lot of our fans esplodes sometime and we always has to makes up for it. Not like wes blow up de coffee shop.

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So just take some decongestant and sleep or whatever.

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Can I come sleep in yer bed? I'm all hallucinatin and cranky...

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Wha-- no.

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Um... I think the cat is still in your house.

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